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VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm, #245232
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm, #236787
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am, #245026
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm, #238829
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227054
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am, #208247
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm, #200336
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm, #200324

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm, #200320
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200319
LOL!


WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.


TAGS: get well soon dead racoon
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm, #242866
One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm, #242865
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm, #242351
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!


I HAVE A FEELING - this is gonna be a short fight


TAGS: midget fight
Rating: 4.56/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 10:30 pm, #223848
Id pay to watch THAT fight!!
MalicE - October 1, 2010, 2:02 am, #196231
proudly South African :-P
Feasibly - September 30, 2010, 12:55 pm, #196176
It's cool man! Go ahead and ride sh**gun...you ain't gotta get all up in my grill!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:02 pm, #196151
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo.....It's ON b****!!!!!
mikieelmo - September 30, 2010, 11:57 am, #196148
short and to the point ! 5l
Benlulz - September 30, 2010, 11:32 am, #196146
whahahah xDDD This is gunna be one of those pictures that makes me laugh every time i see it :D
bubbalou - September 30, 2010, 10:31 am, #196143
BOOOOOO-aaaahahahahahah!


ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?




A SLIGHT PROBLEM -


TAGS: get to work
Rating: 4.85/5

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justme - May 24, 2011, 9:20 am, #219002
lol... only one problem... im not living in the us... but working for an american company in the netherlands XD
eddhead - March 29, 2011, 12:02 pm, #215475
Love it great work.
GreyScorpion - August 26, 2010, 9:46 am, #190839
nice punchline, real nice...5L
Faceplant31 - August 25, 2010, 2:29 pm, #190766
ROR! I love it!


MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?


TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am, #195272
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm, #119479
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm, #119426
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm, #119289
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm, #119274
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm, #119270
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm, #119265
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm, #119264
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm, #119261
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am, #118596
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm, #118495
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm, #118483
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am, #118290
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am, #118289
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am, #118286
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am, #118285
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am, #110384
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am, #110383
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am, #110355
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm, #110309
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm, #110184
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am, #110084
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am, #110083
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am, #110080
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am, #110079
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am, #110078
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am, #110050
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm, #110016
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm, #110015
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm, #110014
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm, #110013
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm, #110012
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm, #110011
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm, #110010
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm, #110009
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm, #110007
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm, #110006
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm, #110005
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm, #110004
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm, #110003
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm, #110002
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm, #110001
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm, #110000
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm, #109999
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm, #109997
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm, #109996
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm, #109995
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109994
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109993
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109992
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109991
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm, #109990
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm, #109987
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm, #109986
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm, #109985
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm, #109984
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm, #109982
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm, #109980
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm, #109979
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm, #109977
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm, #109930
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm, #109875
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am, #109818
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am, #109817
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am, #109816
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am, #109815
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am, #109814
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am, #109813
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am, #109812
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am, #109811
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am, #109810
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am, #109809
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am, #109808
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am, #109807
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am, #109805
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am, #109803
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am, #109802
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am, #109801
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am, #109799
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am, #109798

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am, #109797
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am, #109796
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am, #109795
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am, #109784
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am, #109781
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am, #109778
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am, #109777
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am, #109773
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am, #109772
THERE.
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am, #109769
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am, #109768

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am, #109767

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am, #109765

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am, #109722
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am, #109719
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am, #109718
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am, #109717
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am, #109711
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am, #109707
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am, #109705
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!




SAVE THE VEGETABLES -




BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands


TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am, #143652
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm, #143529
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am, #232109
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am, #232108
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm, #228560
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm, #228551
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm, #228544
Sort of been done #142967


A LIVE SHOW - Sometimes you get more than you paid for


TAGS: hippo midget
Rating: 4.72/5

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steve1961 - January 19, 2013, 10:13 am, #242635
It was a hoax news story taken as fact. It never happened. And yes I know this is a year old post...just sayin' is all.
JesusWept - December 25, 2012, 11:47 pm, #241903
I wonder if there is a YouTube video on this?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 4:52 am, #241606
Wow.... I now have a new worst way to die nightmare... drowning in the stomach acid of a live animal.


MINI GOLF - ftw.


TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

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Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am, #9085
chibis
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am, #6343
She's only h** from the v***** up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am, #6326
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm, #3378
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm, #2798
The girl, she is h**.


VEGETA -


TAGS: vegeta 9000 nappa shaved dbz
Rating: 2.44/5

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HtD - January 4, 2009, 9:28 pm, #49278
Ha, it is Nappa.
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:54 pm, #40468
ah sorry, the text came up fuzzy underneath its obviously nappa. my mistake. anyone else thinks she looks like Burke Reynolds?
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:48 pm, #40467
don't, that made me lol! but Vegeta doesn't have a 'tash-isnt that meant to be Nappa?
Tony G - November 28, 2008, 6:53 pm, #40434
i dont blame you steve, i would've done the same thing
Steve - November 11, 2008, 2:29 am, #35301
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist.


CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary


TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

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ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am, #104485
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am, #102403
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am, #102181
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am, #102167
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am, #102166
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm, #102089
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm, #102088
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm, #102084
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm, #102083
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


THE MORE YOU STARE.... -


TAGS: the more you stare funny gets
Rating: 3.41/5

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rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:37 pm, #218970
I'm seeing more Ralphie May in this one.
Koradan - September 29, 2009, 3:41 pm, #122637
Ladies and Gentlemen, GABRIEL IGLASIAS!!


LIFE MUST CONSUME LIFE -


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.83/5

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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm, #236245
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE -


TAGS: beatles come together
Rating: 4/5

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Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:36 am, #243220
Allen Klein was a Sith lord.


AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987


TAGS: ahnold arnold schwarzenegger get to da choppa lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:16 am, #106348
He should have boarded da choppa by now. lol


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




PREROGATIVE -


TAGS: dad daughter get off lawn
Rating: 4.95/5

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Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 7:34 pm, #222149
Sadly for me, I have a few years to wait but I can use that time to improve my aim :)
Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm, #222141
my daughters 21 now.. I may have made it through the storm. There was one guy 4 years ago that left in a huff from my house, and Never came back. My bad
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:15 pm, #222137
This has been a PSA from Dads Against Daughters Dating (DADD)
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:18 pm, #222118
Thanks V...in the offing, I should prepare myself...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:00 am, #222091
Thanks Forseti
forseti - July 29, 2011, 5:03 am, #222089
Same with noobs... And talking about noobs: If you're one, have a look at this to learn how to motifake. 5 bullets, V!
Tarapin - July 29, 2011, 3:50 am, #222081
Good idea...welcome them with firearms instead.


SAVE A COW -


TAGS: eat a vegetarian
Rating: 4.81/5

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SA4KE - June 8, 2012, 8:18 pm, #236027
I'm hungry.........wait a minute, this cow IS a vegetarian.
ipaprime - June 4, 2012, 4:46 am, #235778
people its whats for diner


I HATE IT - when a midget tells you "your hair smells nice"


TAGS: nailer midget funny
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:19 pm, #192679
5L
Reality Lord - September 7, 2010, 6:31 am, #192660

brutal. i love it 5L


THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart


TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm, #233592
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm, #221736
you may joke, but These are real rules


THE DOG -


TAGS: get the dog
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - May 22, 2012, 7:53 pm, #234996
“….a comment or too”? Too??….geezus, apparently the day has hosed my occipital lobe to putty….I need a hind end to sniff…..
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 7:41 pm, #234995
Well, being a mod sounds a bit clerical….and tedious. An occasional poster….a comment or too, and I need a nap. Your stuff is awesome. Hope you find the time to post more. Cheers, fellow quadruped.
spacedog - May 22, 2012, 6:09 pm, #234990
Ha! I'll cop to being old, but the pros all opened their own moti-sites and became Mods. I just ran out ideas and free time. Glad to me the new dog;)
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 8:29 am, #234964
Spacedog, good to see an ol’ pro come back and show off. Sit….stay…..good spacedoggy
spacedog - May 21, 2012, 6:08 pm, #234944
Nice one.
GaryO - May 19, 2012, 11:26 am, #234839
Sniff*….M-M-M-M-M, monkey dog b***…effing WOOF!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:21 am, #234838
I'm much more of a dog person so 5L just for the expression on the cats face. Signed MissPriss's dog
GaryO - May 19, 2012, 11:17 am, #234837
Yeah, mao, I too like cats….I love dawgs, but I like cats….in a ‘special’ sorta way…………and, yeah, Woof….glad this made you lol, Bull. Cheers.
maoworks2 - May 19, 2012, 7:01 am, #234833
I LIke Cats . Woof !
Bull - May 19, 2012, 1:13 am, #234826
lol!


STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!


TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am, #151582
What's the cartoon strip called?


7.62 - Because shooting twice is just silly.


TAGS: sniper guns target
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:28 pm, #239470
50 Caliber because if you can shoot them through a well it's just gravy!
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:24 pm, #222800
do you....know how to read & use a mil-dot reticle? lets all break out our "mil-dot masters".


VEGETARIAN -


TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

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culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am, #156258
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am, #156257
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong


FORGIVE & FORGET -


TAGS: no forgivness no forgeting mariand
Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 1:34 pm, #225158
Thank you... this means alot to me :)
tellitlikeitis - October 16, 2011, 9:29 am, #225154
Love this one.


TENACITY - If you get up one more time than you fall, you will make it through. -Chinese Proverb




NUTS?!? -


TAGS: vegetarians veggies trees kill
Rating: 4.78/5

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crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:49 pm, #222531
5kippy brand whipped tree foetu5e5.
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:59 pm, #222528
HA! Them unborn are dang ta5ty.
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:25 am, #222481
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:35 am, #222476
Ba5tards!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:27 am, #222473
Ironically epic! 5L my good sir.


MIDGET KISS -




MONDAY -




ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm, #201653
He is just with him for his mind


GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development


TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

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Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm, #194382
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm, #193312
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm, #193310
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm, #192930
Perfect 5L


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm, #165161
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


THE LONGER YOU STARE -


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5


NOT GUILTY -




SHARP SHOOTER -


TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am, #187736
LMAO!!!


KIDS CARTOONS - Just aren't what they used to be


TAGS: vegeta cartoons dragonball z
Rating: 3.24/5

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awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:15 pm, #176341
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:14 pm, #176340
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:50 pm, #172023
Totally miss this AWESOME anime DBZ. Unfortunally they aint, I miss most of the cartoons from when I was little which was in the 90's
angryceltic - December 8, 2009, 5:46 pm, #143783
i miss that show so much


STICKS & STONES -


TAGS: getting hit in the face with a book facebook
Rating: 4.81/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:22 pm, #253366
Doing it wrong or not, she's still h**!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:05 pm, #228972
shall we guess what book it is, who threw it at her and why ? I'd guess 'How to pleasure a woman' by David Wood (I kid you not, this is his real name), her fiancee after a 2 year engagement, and the reason... because he thought it was too much work :)


TECHNOLOGY -




SOCIAL SHOWER CURTAIN - ALWAYS STAY CONNECTED


TAGS: let s get wet
Rating: 3.6/5

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YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN - You even get trolled by fortune cookies.


TAGS: fortune cookie get trolled by
Rating: 4.55/5

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koloheiole - January 17, 2013, 11:03 pm, #242574
this shoudl have a "forever alone" guy in it somewhere. 5L!


SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE -


TAGS: take what you can get park p***ert
Rating: 4.9/5

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holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:14 pm, #233596
Sitting on a park bench -- eyeing ittle girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Drying in the cold sun -- Watching as the frilly panties run. Feeling like a dead duck --
caveman - April 20, 2012, 7:07 am, #233580
A likely story...
Verdeckt - April 20, 2012, 6:48 am, #233579
work work work...
crankyhead - April 20, 2012, 12:58 am, #233577
But...but...but 5he offered me 5ome candy...
GaryO - April 19, 2012, 11:49 pm, #233576
Love this, easy V
caveman - April 19, 2012, 9:58 pm, #233573
Where the hell have you been V
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:11 pm, #233567
3L for calling me a prevert


STUPIDITY -


TAGS: sooner or later the bill gets paid
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 23, 2010, 7:49 pm, #177415
And most of the time self-perpetuating. 5L
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:47 pm, #177202
Great one, sick! Showin' your motifake guns! 5L


J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - HIRES E-TRADE BABY TO REPLACE THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST $2B


TAGS: baby gets the job
Rating: 4.42/5

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falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:43 pm, #234740
Because we wanted them to while cutting Uncle Sam's salary.
Bucketheadsdad - May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm, #234681
Yep....that's about 2% of the company's net worth. How come no one busts a gasket when the government wastes countless billions upon billions?
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 2:28 pm, #234662
well done, ug


HE REMEMBERS -


TAGS: but would like to forget
Rating: 4.67/5

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lgvernon - May 30, 2013, 10:39 pm, #246148

Thank you, Rude! What a nie thing to say~~
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:30 pm, #246138
Tearing up. Best poster in 2013
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:23 pm, #235835

Thank you guys!~
GradyOlson19 - June 5, 2012, 4:39 am, #235826
With love from the son of a veteran I thank you for your service.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:29 pm, #235341
The free world owes more of a debt to veterans and the police that it will ever admit, and more than could ever be repaid. I hope your demons fade with time.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 7:23 pm, #235340

I'm married to a vet with PTSD. I also spent about 20 years as a police officer and deputy sheriff down on the Mexican border in southern California. We both have our demons. Thank you for your kind comments.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:10 pm, #235327
Beautiful words. I remember, years ago, we took my late Grandad on holiday to Germany. In Cologne he laughed when he saw a bridge he remembered throwing a couple of German soldiers off of during WWII. God knows what else he remembered but never spoke off.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:52 pm, #235325

Thanks again, all.
Greeny - May 28, 2012, 4:46 pm, #235323
outstanding!
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:28 pm, #235319

WOW, this is great.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm, #235317

Thank you, SD and Mao. Weird~~This poster doesn't show on my profile and the only way I see it in the live cue is when I click on the link to a comment.
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:20 pm, #235315
Well done 5L !
spacedog - May 28, 2012, 4:03 pm, #235312
Bravo. 5l


LOVE - Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I forgot.




VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.


TAGS: midget assignment
Rating: 3.18/5

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Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:28 pm, #136217
Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.
MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 11:19 pm, #136212
I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.
Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 11:07 pm, #136208
Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.


OUR ELDERS -


TAGS: calendar old forget young death
Rating: 4.75/5

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CloudchaserS - September 19, 2011, 9:58 am, #224425
It is wise to listen to old folks. They have more experience with life and they are living history lessons


LIFE LESSON -


TAGS: never forget what you have
Rating: 4.92/5

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house - September 14, 2011, 12:07 am, #224279
Post to Motitwist also. very nice
Greeny - September 13, 2011, 10:17 pm, #224275
Very nice
mariand - September 13, 2011, 2:42 pm, #224267
sometimes good, sometimes bad... I'm a man of extremes
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:39 am, #224262
Reminds me of that Sheryl Crow song Soak Up The Sun
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:48 am, #224253
You really do have an affinity for black and white5 :)


GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone


TAGS: target sh** grouping therapy
Rating: 4.65/5

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ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm, #222964
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm, #222962
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm, #222959
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm, #222954
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm, #222953
(Con't)your a better sh** than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm, #222952
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are d*** fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm, #222944
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm, #222940
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


WHOA... -


TAGS: governmentshutdown budget congress military
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:33 pm, #216257
Wanted: one at least marginally funny shlong joke to accompany the pic. How about (?): When you're this big, they gotta take you seriously.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:29 pm, #216206
great poster bro 5L
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:41 am, #216111
tell me you banned dating boy there? good caption 4L
mak123 - April 9, 2011, 3:13 pm, #216053
here we provide u the site links about the dating..this is the best site for dating.. dating sites
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:12 pm, #216013
perfect. LOL
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:28 pm, #216009
Lo5L.


2ND HONEYMOON -


TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm, #201565
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.


CHRIS HANSEN - he will get you one way or another


TAGS: he will get you one way or another
Rating: 3.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:50 pm, #255493
Sweet!


MEDIUM RARE -


TAGS: exotic animals calendar vegetarian poop
Rating: 4.66/5

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GaryO - May 11, 2012, 8:08 am, #234475
A good morning LOL is always, well, good. You never fail Mr Green.


BUDGET CUTS - even death is affected.


TAGS: death budget cuts
Rating: 4.3/5

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internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 11:30 am, #221928
what he said
rerun - July 26, 2011, 3:24 am, #221914

nice


THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!


TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am, #225425
LOVE IT


LOWER CASE - the a team




Insomnia -


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.25/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm, #252224

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm, #252223
Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm, #252218

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


CATERING FOR THE THIN! -


TAGS: meat food vegetarian cooking
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm, #248609
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am, #209496
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am, #209491

two back to back "cofee sh** through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm, #209468
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm, #209465
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.


WHATEVER YOU DO - No Freakin' Short Jokes


TAGS: midget fun
Rating: 3.69/5

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LD0ne - August 25, 2010, 3:36 pm, #190773
he looks like he can break those cuffs...
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 2:45 pm, #152831
Well you don't have to be short about it. Simply asking to not make one or two little jokes is fine. I mean I get the idea, it's not like it went over my head. Geez... A little respect is nice, you know?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:59 am, #151671

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:40 am, #151634
Why should I joke. He's just a joke on its own.


BATTLESHIP -




ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA -




FITTING IN -


TAGS: changing forget chance people care
Rating: 4.61/5

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kidonthetoilet - December 30, 2011, 11:09 pm, #227112
so true! :D


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm, #247924
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm, #199790
Very good Pzykosiz.


LUKE - I am you car


TAGS: together we will rule the road as car and son
Rating: 4.36/5

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TheWiceMan - March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm, #168431
damit, that "R" just vanished... I promise you it was there
Airman - March 31, 2010, 4:15 pm, #168416
even with the missing R
Airman - March 31, 2010, 4:14 pm, #168415
that is funny. LOL
forseti - March 31, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168402
LOL!


HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm, #146749
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am, #145909
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am, #145908
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am, #145906
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am, #145905
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am, #145885
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm, #145759
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm, #145758

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm, #145730
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm, #145726
LOL, 5Ls.


WOMEN FAIL - Time Management


TAGS: get in get out
Rating: 3.64/5

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Kin - September 12, 2009, 1:33 am, #117085
*HYPERMATERIALISTIC FEMb**** FAIL Time, Budget, and Short-Attention Span Management [Fixed it for you.]
Arrogant Knight - August 29, 2009, 9:46 am, #113029
...Wait.. Was that line just before from I Am Ghost's "Interlude: Remeber This Face, Baby"?
f u c k you c u n t - August 29, 2009, 9:45 am, #113026
love you really c u n t
c u n t - August 29, 2009, 9:44 am, #113025
c u n t
mtethhead - August 29, 2009, 9:44 am, #113024
and get f***ed **** face
methhead - August 29, 2009, 9:44 am, #113023
go on ban me, make my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
methhead - August 29, 2009, 9:43 am, #113022
do you wonder why i neverlisten to you, its because im sick, i think im dying
oh yes oh yes - August 29, 2009, 9:41 am, #113021
this is why i told you not to goover there james you never ever listen to me do you?
Arrogant Knight - August 29, 2009, 9:41 am, #113020
If he continues I'm gonna have to get him banned.
i need somebody - August 29, 2009, 9:41 am, #113019
for a little love, ilike love
crusty mince pie - August 29, 2009, 9:40 am, #113018
somebody left a small brown pencil case containing a small blue rubber, a copy of body functions magaine and a smalljar of crab paste
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 9:40 am, #113017
Meth...It's a hell of a drug.
chump - August 29, 2009, 9:39 am, #113016
wanna breed?
Arrogant Knight - August 29, 2009, 9:39 am, #113015
*Sigh*
bruce willis - August 29, 2009, 9:39 am, #113014
im a big brown poo
pj - August 29, 2009, 9:38 am, #113013
lets get ready ready lets get get ready to rumble
a snake charmer - August 29, 2009, 9:38 am, #113012
grunt grunt im really not that orange, more of a light red colour
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 9:37 am, #113011
I think it's time to take your medication.
a belly dancer - August 29, 2009, 9:37 am, #113010
hey was just asking why im supposed to haveto be the one to only and allways have to do this one?
cocojambo - August 29, 2009, 9:36 am, #113009
put me up put me down. put my feet back on the ground
a ting tong mushroom man - August 29, 2009, 9:36 am, #113008
wheres my rabbit?
creator lex - August 29, 2009, 9:35 am, #113007
im over over the president of a false sercurity
johnson?todd johnson - August 29, 2009, 9:35 am, #113006
i found all the ph**o graphs that you would never get to see
martin luther king - August 29, 2009, 9:34 am, #113005
1 o 1 1o1o111o1o1o111 come on baby light my boggie
jaho - August 29, 2009, 9:33 am, #113004
like a rhinestone cowboy. Gap need to improve merino wool stocks to have even the slightest chance of hitting base in this financhal year, word on the inside is that gap will be bankrupt in three months,. if you cant fold you cant work in fash. binary sol
Dylan - August 29, 2009, 6:02 am, #112981
For all of you who have never seen a girl, this is the most accurate depiction of them EVER!
Chron139 - August 28, 2009, 9:09 pm, #112888
Total sh** in the dark: you live in Ky; that looks alot like the Fayette Mall.
BuZZbomb - August 28, 2009, 8:52 pm, #112885
Hey, this was pretty good the first time. # 29656 and it was in color.
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 2:59 pm, #112805
Soooo, I see you met my wife Lex...just sayin'


UBER FACEPALM - Because forgetting what you were going to Motifake just isn't right.




PAST IS PAST -


TAGS: forget remember dy2012
Rating: 4.82/5

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dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 2:04 pm, #235033
thanks hammy
Hawamleh - May 23, 2012, 10:47 am, #235016
God d*** man that is a good poster ! 5 lions !
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 10:28 am, #235014
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 7:58 am, #235007
Very Good.
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 5:06 am, #235000
thanks RL
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm, #234981

stellar...again


VEGETARIANS - You will never know how awesome this is




VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.


TAGS: vegetarianism plants meat
Rating: 2.47/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am, #117690
When they are vegetables, of course.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am, #117688
What? Since when are humans plants?


RELATIONSHIPS - Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.


TAGS: women don t forget 50cal
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 50cal

fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:22 am, #210177
The Look: get a pillow and blanket, because hubby's sleeping in the dog house tonight.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:24 am, #209960
So true, so true. Nuff said! 5L's


SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -


TAGS: get alcotest for free police
Rating: 4.83/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 12:12 pm, #223812
Hahaha... And if you're weaving on the road, stop, get the hell out the car, and start screaming: BEEEEEES!!!


CARNIVALS -




HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??




OPPORTUNIES -




CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.08/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm, #144485
BINGO!


FUTILITY -


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm, #124458
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm, #124457
That's f***ing hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am, #123253
*weiner
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am, #123252
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm, #123220
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm, #123218
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm, #123210
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm, #123209
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm, #123203
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm, #123202
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm, #123201
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.


STUPID QUESTIONS -


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

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Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am, #142798
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am, #142795
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am, #142780
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am, #142778
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am, #142774
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am, #142771
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am, #142769
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am, #142762
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am, #142759
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am, #142757
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am, #142748
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success




VEGETARIANS - All those vegetables make the muscle lean, but still flavorful


TAGS: vegetarian
Rating: 2.54/5

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xxx - January 3, 2009, 7:48 am, #48878
vegetarian in old english means "too dumb to hunt".....
Drenix - September 20, 2008, 4:50 pm, #22212
I've saw this at C&H a week or two ago
Not from Vega - June 9, 2008, 7:10 pm, #5436
Emailing to my vegetarian friends. Thanks!


FORGIVENESS -


TAGS: female christ forgive forget
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:44 am, #261768
Mr. Lord could you email me and explain how I can reply to emails
ratfink95 - January 5, 2013, 12:07 am, #242188
Don't forget, they'd be brought up again and again every time.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm, #204697
Respect
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:50 pm, #204661
The spear of LONGinus gets a totally new meaning, thanks ReLo! 5L
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:20 am, #191547
WERD(ship)! 5L!


Request -


TAGS: calendar get used to disappointment
Rating: 4.85/5

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mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:12 pm, #261272
Okay! Party's on! 5LOL lions!
concern3 - May 18, 2015, 12:08 pm, #261254
excellent a 5er
Reality Lord - May 18, 2015, 7:21 am, #261250

LOL5


IT'S FRIDAY - Let's get down and funky mofos !




IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget


TAGS: systembolaget in sweden death metal nominon
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Hook

patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am, #118358
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am, #118356
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm, #73178
Hey, Blue***k! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to f*** up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a f***ing Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am, #69772
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a ****load of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm, #66521
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am, #64575
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am, #62420
All hail the might of Systembolaget.


ENTITLEMENTS - OK, now they're just going too far.




MESSAGE FOR MOTHERINLAW -


TAGS: message mother in law could get mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:30 pm, #229354
There is an electrical socket... and there's a trap to get rid of mother-in-law ;)
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 12:24 pm, #229353
Okay what am I missing here? Or is this an electrical socket in another country??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:41 pm, #226313

if only i'd thought of this years ago
mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:19 am, #226294
Yeah, but don't worry, she doesn't know which's the difference...;)
Iconoclast - November 30, 2011, 11:07 pm, #226292
Uh, that doesn't look like a nail. Looks like a screw.


EVOLUTION - continuing the downward spiral


TAGS: i didn t think it could get dumber
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:25 pm, #176001
I was peeking out of the closet to see if the coast was clear...nope!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:50 pm, #175998
A little lisp at the end there, Jake?
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 12:42 pm, #175997
Have you seen these morons try to run? Very funny stuff. But you have plenty of time to swith from guns to missiles.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:36 pm, #175996
Don't give them any ideas, Feas!
Feasibly - May 14, 2010, 12:33 pm, #175995
I'm surprised he has his shoes on the right feet.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 11:08 am, #175983
For the sake of the species, these mutants should be sh** on sight. 5 slugs to the head.


MEANWHILE - In the Congressional vegetable garden




I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...


TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm, #220705
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm, #220701
man after my own heart


CHAOS THEORY -


TAGS: if a b***erfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm, #99959
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched b***erfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm, #99899
Delightfully prophetic.


MR. CONSERVATIVE -


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by ronsart

knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am, #123309
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am, #123308
i don't hear anyone b****ing about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am, #71479
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm, #71169
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm, #71154
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


STUCK -


TAGS: wait forget pain paulo coelho
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by gas

the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 1:05 am, #223871
5plendid
Verdeckt - September 2, 2011, 8:35 pm, #223868
Fanta5tic.
GySgt1811 - September 2, 2011, 6:01 pm, #223865
Ouch! 5 where did I leave my...? What was I looking for, anyway?


... ... ... ... ... -


TAGS: cat think forget start stop
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

GaryO - September 9, 2014, 8:52 pm, #256639
Good'n here


SENILITY -


TAGS: old people get away with it
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - January 25, 2013, 10:58 pm, #242843
Hey, the pigeons started it (5L)
MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 10:32 pm, #242842
Some can pull it off by 35...5L.
PapaFox - January 25, 2013, 7:45 pm, #242836
:-D


RELATIONSHIPS - There's no such thing as people changing.....you only get to know them better.


TAGS: living together
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spanko1

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:36 pm, #228845
and meanwhile they just get w5rse :)
Airman - February 2, 2012, 6:50 pm, #228760
wait till you get to live through menopause with them.. hello Sybil?
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 6:24 pm, #228755
I'll strongly disagree with that one. Try a (now ex-)wife who goes from a Believer to an Atheist. The list goes on... :P
mariand - February 2, 2012, 4:57 pm, #228748
very true!


FAME - it's good to make your mark and be remembered


TAGS: how quickly they forget
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:13 pm, #186701
LOL! This is just a shame! 5L
Derek - July 27, 2010, 5:33 pm, #186679
We're getting old. My son (23), only knows him through Thomas the Tank Engine.


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