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Get Demotivational Poster


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm

WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.

TAGS: get well soon dead racoon
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm
One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!

I HAVE A FEELING - this is gonna be a short fight

TAGS: midget fight
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by MalicE

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 10:30 pm
Id pay to watch THAT fight!!
MalicE - October 1, 2010, 2:02 am
proudly South African :-P
Feasibly - September 30, 2010, 12:55 pm
It's cool man! Go ahead and ride sh**gun...you ain't gotta get all up in my grill!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:02 pm
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo.....It's ON b****!!!!!
mikieelmo - September 30, 2010, 11:57 am
short and to the point ! 5l
Benlulz - September 30, 2010, 11:32 am
whahahah xDDD This is gunna be one of those pictures that makes me laugh every time i see it :D
bubbalou - September 30, 2010, 10:31 am

ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?


TAGS: get to work
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

justme - May 24, 2011, 9:20 am
lol... only one problem... im not living in the us... but working for an american company in the netherlands XD
eddhead - March 29, 2011, 12:02 pm
Love it great work.
GreyScorpion - August 26, 2010, 9:46 am
nice punchline, real nice...5L
Faceplant31 - August 25, 2010, 2:29 pm
ROR! I love it!

MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?

TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.

MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!

A LIVE SHOW - Sometimes you get more than you paid for

TAGS: hippo midget
Rating: 4.72/5

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steve1961 - January 19, 2013, 10:13 am
It was a hoax news story taken as fact. It never happened. And yes I know this is a year old post...just sayin' is all.
JesusWept - December 25, 2012, 11:47 pm
I wonder if there is a YouTube video on this?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Wow.... I now have a new worst way to die nightmare... drowning in the stomach acid of a live animal.


BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands

TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?

IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget

TAGS: systembolaget in sweden death metal nominon
Rating: 2.88/5

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patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hey, Blue***k! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to f*** up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a f***ing Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a ****load of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am
All hail the might of Systembolaget.

VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter

TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967

MINI GOLF - ftw.

TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

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Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am
She's only h** from the v***** up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm
The girl, she is h**.


TAGS: vegeta 9000 nappa shaved dbz
Rating: 2.44/5

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HtD - January 4, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ha, it is Nappa.
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:54 pm
ah sorry, the text came up fuzzy underneath its obviously nappa. my mistake. anyone else thinks she looks like Burke Reynolds?
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:48 pm
don't, that made me lol! but Vegeta doesn't have a 'tash-isnt that meant to be Nappa?
Tony G - November 28, 2008, 6:53 pm
i dont blame you steve, i would've done the same thing
Steve - November 11, 2008, 2:29 am
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist.

CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary

TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

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ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


TAGS: the more you stare funny gets
Rating: 3.41/5

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rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:37 pm
I'm seeing more Ralphie May in this one.
Koradan - September 29, 2009, 3:41 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, GABRIEL IGLASIAS!!


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


TAGS: beatles come together
Rating: 4/5

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Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:36 am
Allen Klein was a Sith lord.

AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987

TAGS: ahnold arnold schwarzenegger get to da choppa lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:16 am
He should have boarded da choppa by now. lol

PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...


TAGS: dad daughter get off lawn
Rating: 4.95/5

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Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 7:34 pm
Sadly for me, I have a few years to wait but I can use that time to improve my aim :)
Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
my daughters 21 now.. I may have made it through the storm. There was one guy 4 years ago that left in a huff from my house, and Never came back. My bad
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
This has been a PSA from Dads Against Daughters Dating (DADD)
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:18 pm
Thanks V...in the offing, I should prepare myself...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:00 am
Thanks Forseti
forseti - July 29, 2011, 5:03 am
Same with noobs... And talking about noobs: If you're one, have a look at this to learn how to motifake. 5 bullets, V!
Tarapin - July 29, 2011, 3:50 am
Good idea...welcome them with firearms instead.


TAGS: eat a vegetarian
Rating: 4.81/5

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SA4KE - June 8, 2012, 8:18 pm
I'm hungry.........wait a minute, this cow IS a vegetarian.
ipaprime - June 4, 2012, 4:46 am
people its whats for diner



TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

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culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong

I HATE IT - when a midget tells you "your hair smells nice"

TAGS: nailer midget funny
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:19 pm
Reality Lord - September 7, 2010, 6:31 am

brutal. i love it 5L

THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart

TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
you may joke, but These are real rules

STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!

TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am
What's the cartoon strip called?


TAGS: get the dog
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - May 22, 2012, 7:53 pm
“….a comment or too”? Too??….geezus, apparently the day has hosed my occipital lobe to putty….I need a hind end to sniff…..
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 7:41 pm
Well, being a mod sounds a bit clerical….and tedious. An occasional poster….a comment or too, and I need a nap. Your stuff is awesome. Hope you find the time to post more. Cheers, fellow quadruped.
spacedog - May 22, 2012, 6:09 pm
Ha! I'll cop to being old, but the pros all opened their own moti-sites and became Mods. I just ran out ideas and free time. Glad to me the new dog;)
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 8:29 am
Spacedog, good to see an ol’ pro come back and show off. Sit….stay…..good spacedoggy
spacedog - May 21, 2012, 6:08 pm
Nice one.
GaryO - May 19, 2012, 11:26 am
Sniff*….M-M-M-M-M, monkey dog b***…effing WOOF!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:21 am
I'm much more of a dog person so 5L just for the expression on the cats face. Signed MissPriss's dog
GaryO - May 19, 2012, 11:17 am
Yeah, mao, I too like cats….I love dawgs, but I like cats….in a ‘special’ sorta way…………and, yeah, Woof….glad this made you lol, Bull. Cheers.
maoworks2 - May 19, 2012, 7:01 am
I LIke Cats . Woof !
Bull - May 19, 2012, 1:13 am

7.62 - Because shooting twice is just silly.

TAGS: sniper guns target
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:28 pm
50 Caliber because if you can shoot them through a well it's just gravy!
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:24 pm
do you....know how to read & use a mil-dot reticle? lets all break out our "mil-dot masters".


TAGS: no forgivness no forgeting mariand
Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 1:34 pm
Thank you... this means alot to me :)
tellitlikeitis - October 16, 2011, 9:29 am
Love this one.

TENACITY - If you get up one more time than you fall, you will make it through. -Chinese Proverb

NUTS?!? -

TAGS: vegetarians veggies trees kill
Rating: 4.79/5

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crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
5kippy brand whipped tree foetu5e5.
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
HA! Them unborn are dang ta5ty.
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:25 am
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:35 am
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:27 am
Ironically epic! 5L my good sir.



TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind

GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development

TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

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Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Perfect 5L


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5



TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am

KIDS CARTOONS - Just aren't what they used to be

TAGS: vegeta cartoons dragonball z
Rating: 3.32/5

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awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:15 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:14 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:50 pm
Totally miss this AWESOME anime DBZ. Unfortunally they aint, I miss most of the cartoons from when I was little which was in the 90's
angryceltic - December 8, 2009, 5:46 pm
i miss that show so much


TAGS: but would like to forget
Rating: 4.67/5

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lgvernon - May 30, 2013, 10:39 pm

Thank you, Rude! What a nie thing to say~~
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:30 pm
Tearing up. Best poster in 2013
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:23 pm

Thank you guys!~
GradyOlson19 - June 5, 2012, 4:39 am
With love from the son of a veteran I thank you for your service.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:29 pm
The free world owes more of a debt to veterans and the police that it will ever admit, and more than could ever be repaid. I hope your demons fade with time.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 7:23 pm

I'm married to a vet with PTSD. I also spent about 20 years as a police officer and deputy sheriff down on the Mexican border in southern California. We both have our demons. Thank you for your kind comments.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:10 pm
Beautiful words. I remember, years ago, we took my late Grandad on holiday to Germany. In Cologne he laughed when he saw a bridge he remembered throwing a couple of German soldiers off of during WWII. God knows what else he remembered but never spoke off.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:52 pm

Thanks again, all.
Greeny - May 28, 2012, 4:46 pm
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:28 pm

WOW, this is great.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

Thank you, SD and Mao. Weird~~This poster doesn't show on my profile and the only way I see it in the live cue is when I click on the link to a comment.
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:20 pm
Well done 5L !
spacedog - May 28, 2012, 4:03 pm
Bravo. 5l


TAGS: getting hit in the face with a book facebook
Rating: 4.81/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:22 pm
Doing it wrong or not, she's still h**!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
shall we guess what book it is, who threw it at her and why ? I'd guess 'How to pleasure a woman' by David Wood (I kid you not, this is his real name), her fiancee after a 2 year engagement, and the reason... because he thought it was too much work :)



TAGS: let s get wet
Rating: 3.5/5

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Request -

TAGS: calendar get used to disappointment
Rating: 4.85/5

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mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:12 pm
Okay! Party's on! 5LOL lions!
concern3 - May 18, 2015, 12:08 pm
excellent a 5er
Reality Lord - May 18, 2015, 7:21 am


YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN - You even get trolled by fortune cookies.

TAGS: fortune cookie get trolled by
Rating: 4.55/5

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koloheiole - January 17, 2013, 11:03 pm
this shoudl have a "forever alone" guy in it somewhere. 5L!


TAGS: take what you can get park p***ert
Rating: 4.9/5

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holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:14 pm
Sitting on a park bench -- eyeing ittle girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Drying in the cold sun -- Watching as the frilly panties run. Feeling like a dead duck --
caveman - April 20, 2012, 7:07 am
A likely story...
Verdeckt - April 20, 2012, 6:48 am
work work work...
crankyhead - April 20, 2012, 12:58 am
But...but...but 5he offered me 5ome candy...
GaryO - April 19, 2012, 11:49 pm
Love this, easy V
caveman - April 19, 2012, 9:58 pm
Where the hell have you been V
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:11 pm
3L for calling me a prevert


TAGS: sooner or later the bill gets paid
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 23, 2010, 7:49 pm
And most of the time self-perpetuating. 5L
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:47 pm
Great one, sick! Showin' your motifake guns! 5L


TAGS: baby gets the job
Rating: 4.42/5

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falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:43 pm
Because we wanted them to while cutting Uncle Sam's salary.
Bucketheadsdad - May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm
Yep....that's about 2% of the company's net worth. How come no one busts a gasket when the government wastes countless billions upon billions?
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 2:28 pm
well done, ug

LOVE - Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I forgot.

VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.

TAGS: midget assignment
Rating: 3.18/5

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Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:28 pm
Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.
MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 11:19 pm
I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.
Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 11:07 pm
Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.


TAGS: calendar old forget young death
Rating: 4.75/5

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CloudchaserS - September 19, 2011, 9:58 am
It is wise to listen to old folks. They have more experience with life and they are living history lessons


TAGS: never forget what you have
Rating: 4.92/5

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house - September 14, 2011, 12:07 am
Post to Motitwist also. very nice
Greeny - September 13, 2011, 10:17 pm
Very nice
mariand - September 13, 2011, 2:42 pm
sometimes good, sometimes bad... I'm a man of extremes
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:39 am
Reminds me of that Sheryl Crow song Soak Up The Sun
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:48 am
You really do have an affinity for black and white5 :)

GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone

TAGS: target sh** grouping therapy
Rating: 4.65/5

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ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm
(Con't)your a better sh** than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are d*** fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!

WHOA... -

TAGS: governmentshutdown budget congress military
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:33 pm
Wanted: one at least marginally funny shlong joke to accompany the pic. How about (?): When you're this big, they gotta take you seriously.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:29 pm
great poster bro 5L
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:41 am
tell me you banned dating boy there? good caption 4L
mak123 - April 9, 2011, 3:13 pm
here we provide u the site links about the dating..this is the best site for dating.. dating sites
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:12 pm
perfect. LOL
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:28 pm


TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.

CHRIS HANSEN - he will get you one way or another

TAGS: he will get you one way or another
Rating: 3.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:50 pm


TAGS: exotic animals calendar vegetarian poop
Rating: 4.66/5

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GaryO - May 11, 2012, 8:08 am
A good morning LOL is always, well, good. You never fail Mr Green.

BUDGET CUTS - even death is affected.

TAGS: death budget cuts
Rating: 4.3/5

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internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 11:30 am
what he said
rerun - July 26, 2011, 3:24 am


THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!

TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am

LOWER CASE - the a team

Insomnia -

TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.25/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm
Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.08/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm


TAGS: meat food vegetarian cooking
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am

two back to back "cofee sh** through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.

WHATEVER YOU DO - No Freakin' Short Jokes

TAGS: midget fun
Rating: 3.69/5

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LD0ne - August 25, 2010, 3:36 pm
he looks like he can break those cuffs...
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 2:45 pm
Well you don't have to be short about it. Simply asking to not make one or two little jokes is fine. I mean I get the idea, it's not like it went over my head. Geez... A little respect is nice, you know?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:59 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:40 am
Why should I joke. He's just a joke on its own.




TAGS: changing forget chance people care
Rating: 4.61/5

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kidonthetoilet - December 30, 2011, 11:09 pm
so true! :D


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.

LUKE - I am you car

TAGS: together we will rule the road as car and son
Rating: 4.38/5

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TheWiceMan - March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm
damit, that "R" just vanished... I promise you it was there
Airman - March 31, 2010, 4:15 pm
even with the missing R
Airman - March 31, 2010, 4:14 pm
that is funny. LOL
forseti - March 31, 2010, 3:12 pm

HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.

TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.

WOMEN FAIL - Time Management

TAGS: get in get out
Rating: 3.64/5

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Kin - September 12, 2009, 1:33 am
*HYPERMATERIALISTIC FEMb**** FAIL Time, Budget, and Short-Attention Span Management [Fixed it for you.]
Arrogant Knight - August 29, 2009, 9:46 am
...Wait.. Was that line just before from I Am Ghost's "Interlude: Remeber This Face, Baby"?
f u c k you c u n t - August 29, 2009, 9:45 am
love you really c u n t
c u n t - August 29, 2009, 9:44 am
c u n t
mtethhead - August 29, 2009, 9:44 am
and get f***ed **** face
methhead - August 29, 2009, 9:44 am
go on ban me, make my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
methhead - August 29, 2009, 9:43 am
do you wonder why i neverlisten to you, its because im sick, i think im dying
oh yes oh yes - August 29, 2009, 9:41 am
this is why i told you not to goover there james you never ever listen to me do you?
Arrogant Knight - August 29, 2009, 9:41 am
If he continues I'm gonna have to get him banned.
i need somebody - August 29, 2009, 9:41 am
for a little love, ilike love
crusty mince pie - August 29, 2009, 9:40 am
somebody left a small brown pencil case containing a small blue rubber, a copy of body functions magaine and a smalljar of crab paste
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 9:40 am
Meth...It's a hell of a drug.
chump - August 29, 2009, 9:39 am
wanna breed?
Arrogant Knight - August 29, 2009, 9:39 am
bruce willis - August 29, 2009, 9:39 am
im a big brown poo
pj - August 29, 2009, 9:38 am
lets get ready ready lets get get ready to rumble
a snake charmer - August 29, 2009, 9:38 am
grunt grunt im really not that orange, more of a light red colour
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 9:37 am
I think it's time to take your medication.
a belly dancer - August 29, 2009, 9:37 am
hey was just asking why im supposed to haveto be the one to only and allways have to do this one?
cocojambo - August 29, 2009, 9:36 am
put me up put me down. put my feet back on the ground
a ting tong mushroom man - August 29, 2009, 9:36 am
wheres my rabbit?
creator lex - August 29, 2009, 9:35 am
im over over the president of a false sercurity
johnson?todd johnson - August 29, 2009, 9:35 am
i found all the ph**o graphs that you would never get to see
martin luther king - August 29, 2009, 9:34 am
1 o 1 1o1o111o1o1o111 come on baby light my boggie
jaho - August 29, 2009, 9:33 am
like a rhinestone cowboy. Gap need to improve merino wool stocks to have even the slightest chance of hitting base in this financhal year, word on the inside is that gap will be bankrupt in three months,. if you cant fold you cant work in fash. binary sol
Dylan - August 29, 2009, 6:02 am
For all of you who have never seen a girl, this is the most accurate depiction of them EVER!
Chron139 - August 28, 2009, 9:09 pm
Total sh** in the dark: you live in Ky; that looks alot like the Fayette Mall.
BuZZbomb - August 28, 2009, 8:52 pm
Hey, this was pretty good the first time. # 29656 and it was in color.
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 2:59 pm
Soooo, I see you met my wife Lex...just sayin'

UBER FACEPALM - Because forgetting what you were going to Motifake just isn't right.


TAGS: forget remember dy2012
Rating: 4.82/5

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dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 2:04 pm
thanks hammy
Hawamleh - May 23, 2012, 10:47 am
God d*** man that is a good poster ! 5 lions !
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 10:28 am
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 7:58 am
Very Good.
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 5:06 am
thanks RL
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm


VEGETARIANS - You will never know how awesome this is

VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.

TAGS: vegetarianism plants meat
Rating: 2.47/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am
When they are vegetables, of course.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am
What? Since when are humans plants?

RELATIONSHIPS - Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

TAGS: women don t forget 50cal
Rating: 4.84/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:22 am
The Look: get a pillow and blanket, because hubby's sleeping in the dog house tonight.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:24 am
So true, so true. Nuff said! 5L's


TAGS: get alcotest for free police
Rating: 4.83/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 12:12 pm
Hahaha... And if you're weaving on the road, stop, get the hell out the car, and start screaming: BEEEEEES!!!


HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??



TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's f***ing hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

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Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.

PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success

VEGETARIANS - All those vegetables make the muscle lean, but still flavorful

TAGS: vegetarian
Rating: 2.63/5

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xxx - January 3, 2009, 7:48 am
vegetarian in old english means "too dumb to hunt".....
Drenix - September 20, 2008, 4:50 pm
I've saw this at C&H a week or two ago
Not from Vega - June 9, 2008, 7:10 pm
Emailing to my vegetarian friends. Thanks!


TAGS: female christ forgive forget
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:44 am
Mr. Lord could you email me and explain how I can reply to emails
ratfink95 - January 5, 2013, 12:07 am
Don't forget, they'd be brought up again and again every time.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
The spear of LONGinus gets a totally new meaning, thanks ReLo! 5L
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:20 am
WERD(ship)! 5L!

RELATIONSHIPS - There's no such thing as people changing.....you only get to know them better.

TAGS: living together
Rating: 4.8/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:36 pm
and meanwhile they just get w5rse :)
Airman - February 2, 2012, 6:50 pm
wait till you get to live through menopause with them.. hello Sybil?
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 6:24 pm
I'll strongly disagree with that one. Try a (now ex-)wife who goes from a Believer to an Atheist. The list goes on... :P
mariand - February 2, 2012, 4:57 pm
very true!

IT'S FRIDAY - Let's get down and funky mofos !

ENTITLEMENTS - OK, now they're just going too far.


TAGS: message mother in law could get mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:30 pm
There is an electrical socket... and there's a trap to get rid of mother-in-law ;)
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 12:24 pm
Okay what am I missing here? Or is this an electrical socket in another country??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:41 pm

if only i'd thought of this years ago
mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:19 am
Yeah, but don't worry, she doesn't know which's the difference...;)
Iconoclast - November 30, 2011, 11:07 pm
Uh, that doesn't look like a nail. Looks like a screw.

EVOLUTION - continuing the downward spiral

TAGS: i didn t think it could get dumber
Rating: 4.29/5

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R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:25 pm
I was peeking out of the closet to see if the coast was clear...nope!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:50 pm
A little lisp at the end there, Jake?
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 12:42 pm
Have you seen these morons try to run? Very funny stuff. But you have plenty of time to swith from guns to missiles.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:36 pm
Don't give them any ideas, Feas!
Feasibly - May 14, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm surprised he has his shoes on the right feet.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 11:08 am
For the sake of the species, these mutants should be sh** on sight. 5 slugs to the head.

MEANWHILE - In the Congressional vegetable garden

I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...

TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm
man after my own heart


TAGS: if a b***erfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched b***erfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm
Delightfully prophetic.


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone b****ing about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


TAGS: wait forget pain paulo coelho
Rating: 5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 1:05 am
Verdeckt - September 2, 2011, 8:35 pm
GySgt1811 - September 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Ouch! 5 where did I leave my...? What was I looking for, anyway?

... ... ... ... ... -

TAGS: cat think forget start stop
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 9, 2014, 8:52 pm
Good'n here


TAGS: old people get away with it
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - January 25, 2013, 10:58 pm
Hey, the pigeons started it (5L)
MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 10:32 pm
Some can pull it off by 35...5L.
PapaFox - January 25, 2013, 7:45 pm

FAME - it's good to make your mark and be remembered

TAGS: how quickly they forget
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
LOL! This is just a shame! 5L
Derek - July 27, 2010, 5:33 pm
We're getting old. My son (23), only knows him through Thomas the Tank Engine.